bitter-feminist:

person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

jeremwood:

“you’re a writer, right?”

Me, staring at the one sentence ive managed to add in the last hour: In theory

armindoc:

sixpenceee:

This is what happens when a bottle rocket is placed under ice. (Video)

Wormhole just opened up 👍🏾

tayorswift:

This day has been incredible and there’s a ton of women in the room, but…

bonus + 

Gina and Gabrielle’s reactions afterward

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uncleromeo:

anjieluvs:

great-tweets:

I am simultaneously impressed and terrified.

I refuse to believe this isn’t actually Rocket

“talented mom” is either an incredibly talented practical effects designer or a furry with a lot of free time.

(Source: twitter.com)

jessica-henwick:

The Avengers. That’s what we call ourselves; we’re sort of like a team. “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” type thing.

sugarpiss:

ebilflindas:

fleshcircus:

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK